I know its true, you know its true, so lets join the campaign. I dont even try and remember things anymore! I just remember where I can find them, which i’m pretty sure is less fun.

Available from Scary go round for €14 (ish)

Excuse me while I just indulge myself a little bit on here. I haven’t posted much lately, I’ve been busy at SS and giving some of my other blogs some more time, and getting the ball rolling on some long planned projects.

Anyway I was looking at my stats just a minute ago and I realised I have achieved a personal ambition I set many years ago which I was just a mini geek, a geek in training. What was this goal? Climb Everest, Become a millionaire? Convince hot women to date me? Yes, but they still stand. This goal was even more challenging:

To start a website that gets…………. a million hits!

Okay, okay so its not very challenging. When I was 15 it felt near on impossible, now I just register pornathon.wordpress.com, add a few images, sit back and watch the hits roll in. But who are you to rain on my hit filled parade? I’m a hit millionaire. So in a way its 1.5 objectives that have been met. Since I started hiphipuk nearly one year ago I’ve had 1,156,184 hits.

On a side note. A few of you told me you went and brought Split the Atom shirts after I posted about their sale. You know I have a tshirt sale blog where you can find these everyday right? Warning it will part you of a lot of your hard earned money http://tjunction.hiphipuk.co.uk 

Hooray for completing very simple personal goals.

We interrupt this broadcast, to spam you from my other blog tjunction

 

The prize: $100 Threadless voucher! 2 shirts from Commune. Hopefully lots of other shirts. If any t-shirt companies are reading this, feel free to donate and i’ll add you as sponsors here and on the swag bag page.

How to enter: Read this post over at tjunction

Closing date: One month from today, 20th July.

The always excellent Split the Atom is having a 50% off sale, all shirts down to the stupidly cheap price of ₤7.50. Quantities will be limited, so you should get involved soonish (read now).

courtesy of the ace bargain hunters over at tjunction, the hiphipuk sister blog. In this caseits the work of the ever over-efficent Jason.

People often ask me what I miss about England, to which I respond either

a) Cooked Breakfasts & Sunday Roasts

b) Nothing.

Then I read news stories like this and I remember just how entertaining the island folk are.  Only now I get to enjoy them from the safe distance of mainland Europe.

Woman jailed for testicle attack